Drillbit Taylor 2008

Homeless veteran Bob Drillbit Taylor manages to enjoy life anyhow and even saves some cash for his dream, an all-paid move to Alaska, even if that may take many years. His dream comes within reach when clever nerd Wade, has fat friend Ryan T-dog and cocky shrimp Jim, all new to high-school, are bullied so badly by emancipated Filkins and his buddies that they advertise for a bodyguard. Only Drillbit seems affordable and not crazy, so hes hired and drains their pocket-money and home content. Hes clueless how to protect them but gives them (bogus) self-defense classes.